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1. This site remains the intellectual property of its creator and owner. Any attempts to copy, retrieve, or store any part of this site, either by electronic means, or in a paper based format shall be dealt with in the most severe of manners. Squirrel will be sent round to give you a wedgie.
2. This site has annoying banner and pop up advertising, which while you are navigating through the site will disturb you at the most inopportune moments. This is unavoidable due to the fact that the owner of the site is a skinflint and refuses to pay for web hosting, and intrusive adverts are part and parcel of free web hosting. If you don’t like it – tough.
3. There are many people and places mentioned within these pages. On the whole most of the people are imaginary, though any similarity to anyone living or dead is probably deliberate. Those people that are real are not available to receive fan mail, hate mail, or any other correspondence and would like to live the remainder of their lives away from the media spotlight. None of the non human characters mentioned were harmed in the creation of this web site.
4. The author of the site accepts no responsibilty for any errors, omissions, spelling mistakes, inaccuracies, or any other general fuck up contained on this site. Every effort is made to ensure that the content is correct, but as with most things in life there are occasions when shit happens. Deal with it.
5. This site is meant to be of a humorous nature, granted that is open to interpretation and everyone has their own ideas of what is considered funny. However if you do not possess a sense of humour then please click on the link stating you disagree with the terms and conditions due to a sense of humour failure.
6. This site contains a lot of material that is of an adult nature. If you are a sensitive soul and object to the use of bad language, sexual innuendo, discrimination of any form, or blasphemy then this is not the site for you. If this is the case then please click on the link stating you disagree with the terms and conditions due to moral outrage.
7. By agreeing to the terms and conditions laid down on this page you have forgone any legal right you may have had to object to anything contained within surerandomality. You also have no right to be outraged, no right to complain, and no right to gain compensation for any sensibilities you have that might have been offended. To agree click on the I agree link below.