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Hit the Bar Vs The Team With No Name
Wednesday 26th In a bottom of the table 6 pointer Hit the bar lined up against The team with no name for the first time after previously gifting them all three points by not having a full side. If ever the cliché a game of two halves was fitting then this was it. After falling behind to two early goals, Hit the Bar hit top gear with a slick display of passing, movement and finishing, rarely seen all season, and despite being robbed by a lazy ref of a blatant goal they went into the break 7-3 up. However the second half saw possibly the worst ever Hit the Bar performance. There was more dogshit than a council run poop scoop patrol. Poor passing, little movement, Taibi like keeping, the inability to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and poorly worked substitutions saw Hit the bar fall to a spirit crushing 9-8 defeat.
First Half
Ricky Organ - Good passing and movement, and chipped in with a goal. - 7
The Chemist - Comfortable on the ball, and made the opposition chase thin air, good goal. - 8
Squirrel - Solid performance, not a lot he could do about the three goals. - 7
Nez - Usual livewire self, full of running and moaning, still needs to pass more, but good goal - 7
Dancing - Played the simple stuff well, and showed some good finishing with a couple of goals - 8
G Man - All action display, which saw another two goals and unlucky to be robbed of his hat trick by a dodgy reffing decision - SURERANDOMALITY STARMAN - 8
Owen - Solid defensive display, not afraid to get stuck in - 7
Second Half
Ricky Organ - Missing in action, get sidetracked by questioning the ref's decisions. - 2
The Chemist - Got into good positions to score, wasted the fucking lot. - 3
Squirrel - More bloopers than Dennis Norden. - SURERANDOMALITY BLACK HOLE - 1
Nez - Play the simple ball catchphrase would have been a good plan - 2
Dancing - Scored the consolation for a bittersweet hat trick - 4
G Man - Not his best ever display, frustratingly stuck on the sidelines as time ticked away - 4
Owen - Stick got stuck in the tackle, but piss poor distribution and own goal were not what the doctor ordered - 2