The “Stella Live” event of the year

G Man’s birthday weekend

The “Tone Deaf” Karaoke anthem of the year

Spandau Ballet – Gold

The “Dancing Bear” dance anthem of the year

Alcazar – Crying at the Discotec

The “Sunken Battleship” award for most alcohol (total volume) consumed

Squirrel

The “Pavement Pizza” puking champion of the year

Hopalong

The “Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen” award for interior taxi design

Ricky

The “Bryan Adams” Waking up the neighbours award (1) Door Knocking

Hopalong

The “Bryan Adams” Waking up the neighbours award (2) Singing / Music

Squirrel

The “Anne Widdecombe” award for biggest minger pulled

Squirrel

The “It’s good to talk” best comedy misdial at 3am award

Ricky

The “Fuck off Santa” award for most embarrassing moment at a work do

G Man (Closely followed by two of his housemates)

The “ZZ Top” worst shaver award

Hopalong, disably helped by G Man for their piss poor attempt to shave Squirrel’s eyebrow

The “Eminem Guilty Conscience” award for minimal contact

Big Nick in Walkabout

The “I know a shortcut” most torturous route home award

Paul

The “David Bailey” where’s my camera missed photo opportunity award

Hopalong, the morning after the England – Sweden world cup game

The “Kronk’s Gym” best punchbag award

Wes

The “Walkabout” best use of a table

Becky on Squirrel’s birthday in the Footage and Firkin

The “Keith Gillespie” gambler of the year award

Hopalong

The “Darren ‘sicknote’ Anderton” award for outstanding attendance at work

G Man

The “Young Ones” dedicated student award

Bruce

The “Jamie Theakston” most frequent window shopper (Amsterdam style) award

Me Laird

The “Oxfam Special Appeal” buy a longer, baggier top award

Shared, Zoe & Jacqui