The “Stella Live” event of the year

Chez Didsbury Barbeque

The “Tone Deaf” Karaoke anthem of the year

Jungle Brothers - Because I got it like that

The “Dancing Bear” dance anthem of the year

The Prodigy - Out of Space

The “Bryan Adams” Waking up the neighbours award

Squirrel

The “Sunken Battleship” award for most alcohol (total volume) consumed

Hopalong

The “Pavement Pizza” puking champion of the year

G Man

The “Thomas Cook” award for Suitcase Packing (1) While Pissed

G Man

The “Thomas Cook” award for Suitcase Packing (2) Puking

The Chemist

The “Armitage Shanks” award for mistaking a girlfriend for a toilet (1) Pissing

Seeks

The “Armitage Shanks” award for mistaking a girlfriend for a toilet (2) Puking

Hopalong

The “Anne Widdecombe” award for biggest minger pulled

Wes

The “David Attenborough” award for what species pulled

G Man

The “Good Charlotte lifestyles of the rich and famous” award for most countries visited

Ricky Organ

The “Dennis Norden, It’ll be alright on the night” award for least successful date

Squirrel

The “It’s good to talk” best comedy misdial at 3am award

G Man & Hopalong

The “Fuck off Santa” award for most embarrassing moment at a work do

G Man

The “Ray Stevens - The Streak” award

Seeks

The “Eminem Guilty Conscience” award

Hopalong

The “I know a shortcut” most torturous route home from Bolton award

The Chemist

The “David Bailey” where’s my camera missed photo opportunity award

Anyone, on the Names have been changed to protect the innocent night

The “Kronk’s Gym” best punchbag award

G Man

The “Gill’s Taxis” are you sure this is a cab award

Becs

The “Red Light District” award for getting warned off a patch

Kate

The “Keith Gillespie” gambler of the year award

Hopalong

The “Ernie, Fastest Milkman in the west” award for outstanding timekeeping (1) Accidental

Hopalong

The “Ernie, Fastest Milkman in the west” award for outstanding timekeeping (2) Purposely

Ricky Organ

The “Dog ate my homework” award for most original excuse for being off work

G Man for A Cricked Neck

The “Domestos” Blonde of the year award

Blondie

The “Star Spangled Banner” award

Shared by Ricky Organ and Nick “Art Garfunkel” Varner

The “Couldn’t score in a brothel” award for pulling

Squirrel