Hopalong

Age

24

Background Information

The ultimate degenerate gambler, no matter what he’ll bet on it. Spent long period out of commission with a broken leg and is now torn between making up for lost time and settling down with his missus. Trying unsuccessfully to give up smoking. Personally responsible for injuries to 5 premier league players this season. Was previously known as the Dancing Bear, but is now limited to a version of the House of Pain's Hop Around.

Supported Team

Sheffield Wednesday

Most likely to say

No! no no

Normally found

Under the Thumb

Never found in

The black

Personality in one word

Gambler

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