Age

Deceased

Background Information

Human soul reincarnated as a Titleist Pro V1 golf ball, that managed to get hit into a water hazard on his very first outing. Subject of Surerandomality’s charity appeal, and a nationwide hunt is on to find his location and rescue him. Named after a vote by readers, Rex also happened to be the name of G Man’s decision-making mango. Was rescued from his watery habitat only to be crushed and killed by a green roller.

Supported Team

None, Hates sport, especially Golf

Most likely to say

Nothing, He Can't speak

Normally found in

The obituary column

Never found in

Normal life

Personality in one word

Dead