Age

24

Background Information

Dodgy cockney geezer who was born a ginger, but now thinks he’s Mark Hammond from the game The Getaway. Now reasonably settled with his other half. Invented the “I’m not gay you know” catchphrase, probably to combat the fact that Ricky is a name normally associated with hairdressers, and the fact that he throws darts like a faggot. Although he may be multi talented, definitely suffers from a Narcissus complex, and is developing a degenerate gambling streak to rival Hopalong.

Supported Team

Arsenal

Most likely to say

Top of the shop 'Ammond

Normally found in

Darth Maul Pulling Pants

Never found in

The Village (Honest!)

Personality in one word

Arrogant