Age

33

Background Information

Old, would be degenerate alcoholic, that keeps trying to gove up drinking, but is too easily tempted. Believed that he has a mild form of autism due to his memory, eating habits and mannerisms. Well-rehearsed and practised version of Spandau Ballet’s Gold is a definite favourite with his neighbours. Works stupid hours and is a complete music pervert. Has the longest non pulling streak in living memory.

Supported Team

Tottenham Hotspur

Most likely to say

Yes Mate

Normally found in

Work

Never found in

a woman

Personality in one word

Annoying