Age

24

Background Information

Another dodgy northern monkey, from the same neck of the woods as G Man and Hopalong. Has also been travelling, but has gone off again to teach English to poor unsuspecting young Japanese girls. Currently unreachable, as has been named in a potential paternity suit.

Supported Team

Knaresborough Town Ladies FC Under 18's

Most likely to say

Dude

Normally found in

In Japanese Schools

Never found in

An over 21's only club

Personality in one word

Opportunist